i dispise tubesocks

 

i pee in the shower

its relaxing

 

i don't poo in the shower..... peeing is acceptable anywhere in my books, as long as there is a drain or some sort of sewar system, or soil for infiltration.

i've said this before, i blow my nose in the shower.

fact: my fingers wrinkle super fast, even when i hold a beer bottle. i drink a lot of water so that shouldn't happen.

 

fact: i think its gonna be an early winter


edit: and my hands are freezing

 

Fact: trying to jack off in the shower while standing up takes forever

 

it also gets clumpy.... i don't do it in the shower unless i really got an itch.

 

clumpy? haha, what does that mean?



Fact: Never use soap in the shower as lube. It will get in your peehole and burn like a motherfucker

 

fact - it doesnt take brains to work that out

 

Fact- I am not speaking from experience



Fact- My friend once shit in the shower and pushed it down the drain with his foot.

 

fact- your friend is an idiot.

 

if you aren't speaking from experience, how is that a fact about you then. unless you say, fact: i've never experienced...


this thread has just turned into random shit.... not random FACTS about yourself.


Fact: i can see better with my left eye than my right one.

fact: i have a hairy chest, and plan on shaving the Letter J into it.

 

for johnbread?

 

Fact:- Im thinking that the second fact, is not a random fact about YOUR self.

 

fact- its not that big of a fucking deal

 

Fact - its really is a fucking big deal to ME and to other people.

Thats a fact about myself. Learn from example.

 

you god damn right.

 

hahaha

 

fact, Havik steals from work

yeah all that peach icedtea snapple thats gone missing downstairs

that was me

oh yeah, all those dinner rolls that were set aside cause they were "stale"

they wern't, i ate them

 

fact: i just drank a starburst smoothie.