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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by clockworkfuse, Jul 31, 2006.
random fact: i painted my door, and my mom said "really good, no drips"
im up at 3 in the morning right now at this very moment not knowing what to do next
i fucking love apple pie
took me 4 hours to walk 3 blocks when i was trashed, (this happens every weekend lol) wid some random guy called Tom-Ass
I just went on a trip to Perth Australia then passed out from drinking then woke up in Walnut Park California shits fucked up. Then proceeded to walk and after walking for ages i get to compton and fuck i mean i dont know what the fuck happend how do you think i feel about the situation. So then i go to the police station ring my familey then find out they in Willow Brook in some hotel and they had taken me on the plane from perth to USA in that time and thought it would be funny to leave be dumped in some random area in Las Angeles.
I am Spartacus
im going to take a piss in a cup and give it to a homeless guy.
i was fucking a girl and she farted on me.
you slapped her right?
i JUST got None Shall Pass, Finally.
i jus got back from france like an hour ago...cuz i syoped in brussels.....U EUROPEENS KILL HIGHWAYS LIKE IVE NEVER SEEN BFOR
My balls, are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,huuuuuuuge
yes they are.
i just got done doing this
I like to go swimming with people I hate so I can swim up to them pee then leave
im an extream bacon fanatic
im eating pizza right now
i hate the sound of styrofoam rubbing against each other.
When my cat was younger, he latched onto my nipples and ripped them in half
I now have 4
I piss on door handles then laugh at the people going in and out
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