fact: got a new laptop with a touch screeen tablet.

 

touch screen tablet? so you got a wacom? nice, i think i'll upgrade my tablet later on this year.

fact: its great to date a stripper... cause she makes more money and buys me stuff and is a freak in the bed

 

2001? The black and orange forum?

I'll try and guess who you are if you can give me a hint...

 

im hungry

 

Fact: To lazy to change the channel of TNT all day

 

steven seigal is a badass.

 

fact: im lookin at a new apartment today

 

my crotch itches...

 

I am a oner, who hasn't bombed in forever.
thank god I don't suck again.

 

been arrested twice.....but have never convicted of a crime

luck seems to be on my side

 

Fact: My left eyeball is half black and half brown

Regular eye

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Fucked up eye

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that;s pretty cool

 

Fact: love grape soda

 

^Fact:Cobalt is black lol

 

I Never Died......

 

fact- I ALSO love grape soda.
Black and Milds, too.
fact- I am white.

 

i have fucked a women almost twice my age!
i once masturbated to the titanic (nudie scene)
i once was suspended from school for announcing in front of the class that the teacher was pregnant....she wasn't..

 

I need to pee.

 

I fucked a girl half my age
I once masturbated to balla
I got suspended from school for making my art teacher cry by telling her she sucked and that I should run the class









































the first one isnt true.