lol at the ash tray one... how do u keep black people out of ur backyard?? hang one in the front... what is the most confusing day for black people?? fathers day...
why do black people always have sex on their minds?? because they have pubes on their heads... how do u blindfold an asian?? put floss over his eyes...
why wont a shark eat a black person?? they think its whale shit... why do black people call whites honkies?? thats the last sound they hear b4 they get hit... Why does san francisco have so many homosexuals but oakland has so many black people?? san francisco got first choice
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic Team? Because any of them that can run, jump or swim are already in America. (No real disrespect to anyone personally, just jokes all in good fun)
what do u call a baby mexican?? a paragraph... (not quite an esay yet...) what is it called when mexicans get baptised?? bean dip...
what do u call 2 beaners playin basketball?? juan on juan what do u get when u breed a black and a mexican?? a theif who is too lazy too steal why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the alamo?? they only had two cars If a black and a mexican are in a car together, who's driving?? a cop...
im all for racsist jokes but the only funny/origional one was the essay one a chink is skippin stones on a magical lake, each time it bounces the lake makes a noise. he bounces it 3 times ''ching, chang ,chong'' a black guy walks by and asks the chink wats going on, ''this magical lake can tell u the names of you anscestors when u skip stones on it. so the coon picks up a rock an skims it 3 times, he heres the sounds ''chim, pan, zee'' ofended by the lake he picks up a huge rock and throws it into the lake.... ''BA-BOOON''
^^hahaa what do you call a white guy jumped by mexicans assaulted cracker "a salted craker" what do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench the nba. only white jokes i kno =[
Whats white on top black on bottom. Society What do a black person and a tornado have in common. Takes one to ruin a good town.
how do chinese people name their kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs TING TANG TUNG!!! --------------------------------------------------- what do you call 500 indians running down the street? INDY 500!!! -------------------------- Why don't jews eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber ------------------------------------------------ why don't jewish cannibals eat german people? because germans give them gas
what do u say when ur tv is floating in the dark? drop it naigr. what does PONTIAC stand for? Poor Old Naigr Thinks Its A Cadillac What is the title of the naigrs favorite how-to-book? "How to Steal, Rape and Murder". why are black people so good at basketball? cause they can run, jump, and shoot.
why do black people stink?? so even the blind people can hate them... what do u call a food stamp?? n*gger money Why do we have global warming?? because these dam n*ggers are muiltiplying and sun is attracted to dark colors
Half these jokes are lame as fuck why do people really hate hittler, cuss he pussyed out half way through the job