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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ares, May 3, 2004.

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  1. geezpot

    geezpot Elite Member

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    I love owls, anyone have a grandpa with a stuffed one in is rec room?
     
  2. JadedSketches

    JadedSketches Elite Member

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    My grandpa had a stuffed iguana,but no owl.
    And when I was seven he gave it to me.
    I broke its legs and threw it out.
     
  3. fannypack uprock

    fannypack uprock Elite Member

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  4. InvisblSkratchPiklz

    InvisblSkratchPiklz Elite Member

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    steal it for me
    i ll pay the gas
    by stealin it from other cars
     
  5. Hektik-J

    Hektik-J Elite Member

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    i know someone who rights woah. friend of a friend.
     
  6. ASEN

    ASEN Banned

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    Is he a big scottish guy that could eat children if he wanted to? Chances are...
     
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    fannypack uprock Elite Member

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    [color=339999]BRING BACK CLASSIC RANDOMISM[/color]
     
  11. ares

    ares Elite Member

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    Wouldn't that be nice, sadly the randomism of old is gone, and I doubt the level of quality posting that went into the old thread will ever return. Back in the day it used to be awsome, everyone posting flicks and none of this lame spam the forums with pointless three-word posts, and reposted images from ebaums world that have been seen thousands of times. Theres still a few heads holding it down though, don't get me wrong. It's just my overall impression of what this thread has become.
     
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    Ume Moderator

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    **MATEO** Elite Member

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    i just fell off my chair ume, that was great hahaha.
     
  14. InvisblSkratchPiklz

    InvisblSkratchPiklz Elite Member

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    :lol:

    those fins are pretty crazy


    i rented the movie Bloody Sunday... anybody seen it?
    i ll leave feedback tommorrow
    im goin to drink beer now
    nighty night
    dont let your ex's pussy bugs bite
    if they bite, squeeze her tight
    then she will turn into a dyke!
     
  15. InvisblSkratchPiklz

    InvisblSkratchPiklz Elite Member

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    i keep tellin you
    the children fall into my mouth
    its not on purpose



    :( im goin to hell
     
  16. JadedSketches

    JadedSketches Elite Member

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    Pfft,go drink your beer you crazy singing schizophrenic.
     
  17. InvisblSkratchPiklz

    InvisblSkratchPiklz Elite Member

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    its not singing
    i only hum









































    *walks away with beer in hand humming What A Wonderful World
     
  18. JadedSketches

    JadedSketches Elite Member

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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

    Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

    Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

    Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. :lol:
     
  19. MegamanX

    MegamanX Senior Member

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    And that my friends, is why you dont get herpes.
     
  20. InvisblSkratchPiklz

    InvisblSkratchPiklz Elite Member

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