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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mr Tasty, Jan 8, 2008.
MF, just shut the fuck up, and just, shut up.
Shut up, but seriously shut up.
You're kinda late, even the robot ad thing got here before you.
Meh, still waiting for a comeback of ILikePie.
Cant beat bombin your chick while fuckin her
Shut the fuck up postwhore.
so i was at this sick jungle rave and met these to dutch chicks in the line,
they were firting like crazy
first threesome with hotties from amsterdam ftw
hey that sounds like fun.
has anyone ever tried having sex on a slick wood floor? its like using a type writer. every so often you have to go back to the side of the room you started at before you hit the opposite wall.
Mouth has more germs than then ass.
But y0 I'm down for licking ass I'm trying to atm she is so against it :'(!
AND LOL @ Typewritter floor thang.
eating ass is out of the question for me. porn stars douche their assholes, its easy for them to get rimjobs. in real life its a shitty mess on your tongue. ill pass.
yea i think id throw up in her crack
just shove a liquid soap botttle up there and clean that mug out then go to town
anyone ever here of this shit where before you get lickin' you get some earwax on your finger and like it shows how clean the pussy is?
i mean like obviously it sounds mad weird and ya girl cant see you givin yourself a wet willy, but iv'e heard like a bunch of bits and peices in conversations about that concept.
Never heard of it.
Put your finger to her nose when you finish finger tickling.
And watch her reaction.
If she cringes..well yeah.
Never go down on a chick the first time you fuck her. You gotta be able to see how it looks, feels and smells before you even consider getting your face near it. And you guys are dumb, licking girls is decent for 'em, but what really gets 'em going is when you suck on their clit.
pie knows whats up
you gotta mix it up.
too much of one thing is boring.
whoa what the fuck? bitch im black my dick is bangin off yours. no homo. i said i slacked on those girls which means we talked about it an never went thru with the plans dumb fuck. send one of your fuck buddies my way an i bet they'll forget you ever existed
Kids kids kids... While you two are arguing about your dicks and how much work you put in, remember, the little 5'5" Mexican kid has been with more gals, more times than you ever have been. It's just I'm a smooth talker.
alright i got a question im not gunna lie i dont have a giant dick and its below average any tips on making sure they enjoy i meant they said they did but i also have my face buried for about 20 minutes before i stuck it in and theyve all been virgins so nothing to compare with tips?
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