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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mr Tasty, Jan 8, 2008.

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  1. M3KA1!

    M3KA1! Elite Member

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    supreme win. lol. i always tell her i got them super swimmers. oh and i bought five nukka
     
  2. Baszma

    Baszma Senior Member

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    Haven't gotten any for a while... Actually becoming an issue to tell the truth. However i do agree, condoms suck. The key is to have your bitch take that plan B pill, then wash it down with your man pudding. Simple as that.
     
  3. elranto!

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    i got quite a few....pix of little miss salo and a pilot....ill post them soon!
     
  4. BOMiT

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    If your into hitting and running, I'd recommend checking out pua'ing. Its short for the art of pickup. People who practice it can pickup the hottest of the hottest and have them on them in 2-5 minutes.

    Youtube:

    mystery pua
     
  5. M3KA1!

    M3KA1! Elite Member

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    shit i've got it down to a science. well its more of an art form for me. i take it down to seconds. i hardly say hello and they're on my nuts. see its okay for me to lie through my teeth online. cuz you dont know :D
     
  6. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    i just impregnate women from across the room
     
  7. M3KA1!

    M3KA1! Elite Member

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    i try to stick to cats mostly but hey if theres a gerbil or somethin around
     
  8. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    You would fuck gerbils
    Yer peenor is small enough.
     
  9. M3KA1!

    M3KA1! Elite Member

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    shit i honestly thought you were too drunk to remember. i was gonna play it off like it was massive
     
  10. Church

    Church Senior Member

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    Hey guys me and my girlfriend made porn, and now I'm scared she might be pregnant. What should I do?
     
  11. IlikePie

    IlikePie Elite Member

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    Threaten her with exposing the video to your school unless she kills the baby.
     
  12. Flawless Victory

    Flawless Victory Elite Member

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    Falcon punch, then upload the video on to the internet.
     
  13. M3KA1!

    M3KA1! Elite Member

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    yes.
     
  14. Rots takes your Daughters

    Rots takes your Daughters Elite Member

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  15. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    wut he said
    i'll ready the coat hanger

    send me the pron first. i need it for.. uh.. research purposes

    in other news, spent the afternoon rolling around on my bed with a lady friend
    later she said i was the best she ever had and we didn't even take our pants off.
     
  16. Flawless Victory

    Flawless Victory Elite Member

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  17. LeaksOne

    LeaksOne Elite Member

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  18. Flawless Victory

    Flawless Victory Elite Member

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    damn, first 3 posts of the pages have the dopest avatars in the whole fucking forum.
     
  19. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    We're like The Three Mufftearers
     
  20. 408Bomber

    408Bomber Senior Member

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