DRunken sex is the best lol jk

 

fuck that. this one time i was juiced to fuck at some chicks house. 4 girls and me. ended up passing out cuz i couldnt keep my eyes open. two hours into sleeping. one of the chicks runs into the room drunk and starts undressing me. half awake, still drunk. like im physically awake but mentally.. my lights still off. an i sleep mashed her for a bit. got some dome, passed out again. didnt realize i mashed her till i woke up with some naked chick...

 

I love wakeup sex. Best kind ever. I guess it's close enough to rape because you're still unconscious. And then you're waking up to someone fucking you and you're all, "I love waking up feeling like this". And when it's over you just fall back asleep.
And Jet, you couldn't have been that drunk, because if you were you'd be limp. And no one can get anything from that.

 

nahh, im like a chevy.

i will always get it up. no ifs, ands, or buts.

 

Getting Some Brain In The Front Seat Of A Hummer!

 

drunkin sex can be good sometimes, well most of the time, but not when your halfway through and ya fell ur upset tummy from all the drinkydrink and have to go throw up, then pass out, but theres nothing worse than havin a horny-unsatisfied girl with you pissed cause you threw up and passed out

 

damn double post

 

word to this
it also doesnt ruin sex when your not high...
but the last time i fucked when i was high, my shit slipped out and the lady put it back, but in her ass! i was substantially bucked and didn't realize for like 30 secs and then was like NAH,
that shit hurt my dick number one, and im not into the idea of anal, it just is kinda weird to me

 

haha

 

while were on the topic of the rear, whats your guys/and gals experiences? been tryin to get my girl to try it out but shes not down yet, so i guess ill just wait till she's ready. any things to avoid? obviously copious amounts of lube are needed... brands? condom/ no comdom?

 

Wtf is mascara

 

fuck anal, thats for dillhos whose loose cunts just aint cuttin it nomore. in my opinion that shits straight disrespect. where the fucks her dignity. the dick is meant to put in her twat. her asshole is meant to get rid of shit. plus most people shit daily. so imagine how clean that is..

 

hi-five
i feel you on that one

 

I've never used lube for anal. I just fuck her cunt for a minute and then use that to lube it.. I like the shit rough, tearin' it up. Condom for anal? Why? Unless she's got aids, fuck that, it's about the only unprotected sex you can have.

 

morning is the best time for girls to get fucked i heard thats when they really get crazy and thats when they crave it more

 

i ant remember where i heard it but i herad you can get hepititus from the shit

 

experimentation man. try it, you'll dig it.

 

Back onto drinking, takes me like 3 hours to cum when I'm mad drunk. I hate it.

 

Bitch I am a living STD,