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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mr Tasty, Jan 8, 2008.

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  1. toxus

    toxus Elite Member

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    JackJill = Jarring

    She'd get the big ting though
     
  2. ...Syerf

    ...Syerf Senior Member

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    yeh this is...rediculous
    i think church needs to get some originality and stop rippin off unforgivable

    for those of you who dont know what im talkin about, heres a link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX8_M-KI7IQ

    see the similarities?

    church, if you cant tell by everyones reaction, its really not that funny in text.
     
  3. Batman_Onest

    Batman_Onest Banned

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    Successful troll is successful. Sure fooled me.
     
  4. Church

    Church Senior Member

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    yo fuck all you haters.

    nero man im old school. when i was 11 i was doing all sorts of shit, not just signing up at this site

    slushi you never saw my health records

    jackjill man ur a fucking loser. your girl prolly cheats on u and fakes her climax all the time. i make money all the time, there is this church that has this parish open 24/7, and i chumped 24 dollars out that bitch easy last sunday. so im making big bux yo. also how am i a sociopath when you wanna cut my balls off man, your sexually frustrated on da real yo

    syerf u dont know shit about me. im not trolling my life is real 24/7, that movie was cute but he is an ACTOR. im the real deal for real no lie now go die

    saucy has the right idea. some women need to be controlled to protect them from themselves, the ones that dont already know the score so they listen

    oh and not that ne of you haters care but i figured out a way to score some of that.
    ill ask her to marry me. of course we are too young to get married but ill give her a promise ring, and then we could have sex since were getting married anyways:cool:

    to make this work though im gonna have to be really nice to her so she thinks im serious.i wont actually marry her once im old enough, ill just break up with her and everyone will be fine.

    im most likely not gonna post back here in bs, since you guyz obviously get jealous at a playa.

    oh and anti anti crime i agree with you, i always treat ladies right and you should never hurt them. but she totally deserved it, if i told you the story you would understand.

    peaze out around da world
     
  5. ...Syerf

    ...Syerf Senior Member

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    yes, everyone is jealous of your abuse. please, teach me your ways.
    your old school? fuck that. some things are "old school" for a reason, like abusing and getting away with it, slavery, ect. They are "old school" because eventually people realized that there are better, more human ways to do things.
    and if you have to go through THAT much trouble to get a woman to sleep with you, your not that big of a "playa"
    A "playa" is a player, not a "tricksta"
     
  6. Slushi

    Slushi Banned

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    I'M sexually frustrated? This is coming from a kid who sexually harrasses his girl.

    and how are you a sociopath? Let's get into that. You:
    -Steal from people close to you.
    -Use people you claim to care about for personal gain
    -Are about to propose to your girl for poon. That's horrible.

    Yeah, that sounds like a sociopath. Dieplz.
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2008
  7. conart

    conart Senior Member

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    i had sex once went by pretty ok.
    in
    out
    in
    out
    ohhhhh
    in
    out
    in
    out
    I WIN!!
     
  8. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    after that post... im pretty sure hes just fucking around. nobody would be retarded enough to spell bucks as bux. or player to playa.
    unless hes 12 and listens to 50 cent. then in that case... hes serious
    HES A SERIOUS GANGSTA! NOBODY SHOULD FUCK WIT DAT KID... HES A BADASS...
    who sexually harasses women, steals from there parents and then them, and marrys for vag.
     
  9. JackJill

    JackJill Elite Member

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    I never fake my orgasms. I'm loyal to my man and I'm winning a lot harder than you right now.
    24 "bux" on a sunday isn't mad money, chump. Real money is when you work your ass off so that when you buy that something you've been saving for, it means soemthing to you. Obviously you were never taught the meaning of a dollar. THAT is old school.
    I don't own a pair of balls, but my pussy is definitely more of a man than you are. "on da real yo"
    I'm glad you're probably never coming back here, because no one likes you except faggots like you. That's not a compliment.
     
  10. 00-made-00

    00-made-00 Elite Member

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    Ouch, Funniest thing ive read in a while.
     
  11. SAID

    SAID Moderator

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    word, jackjill is fucken owning him non stop.
    its like a big episode of jerry springer where you dont feel bad for the guy getting shitted on cause you know he deserves it,
    ahahaha jerk.
     
  12. Proper

    Proper Elite Member

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    You're the greatest. Hahahaha <3
     
  13. ##sable##

    ##sable## Senior Member

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    where the fuck is mine?
     
  14. RetroLikeWhoa13

    RetroLikeWhoa13 Elite Member

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    you stole from a church, you fucking piece of shit.
     
  15. mob_city716

    mob_city716 New Member

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    Fuck Tha Police...........ftp Fo' Life Sucka
     
  16. ...Syerf

    ...Syerf Senior Member

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    this thread has been pretty negative lately..and on such a good topic, what a shame...when im not so lazy i shall see about getting this thread back on track
    i think we need like a "sex help" thread or something
    in the tools and tips section;)
    lol
     
  17. WoeInfinite

    WoeInfinite Elite Member

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    HAHA
    i think thats the best idea ive heard allllllllllllll day
     
  18. ...Syerf

    ...Syerf Senior Member

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    yeh dude it be great
    or a "share your sexiest sex story", like in those softcore porn site forums
    that be amazing, itd probably get pretty wierd though...we gots some fucked up people on bs iv noticed...lolz
     
  19. LostYouth

    LostYouth Elite Member

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  20. WoeInfinite

    WoeInfinite Elite Member

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    haha and lostyouth just proved this..