You know what really bothers me? When he tries to get sex while watching TV. Any of you like that? Biggest annoyance ever. If you want sex and TV make sure you're ready to do both. Don't give me half mast and expect a good time.
We've had sex in the car, and recently went to the track behind a highschool near my house and got it on while watching the stars. So hawwwt. I paid for it though. I was aeten alive but the mosquitos didn't get any higher than my thigh. Even though I doused myself in repellent. Anyway, It's all good, he made it up to me after the movie.