i make women come just by looking at them .

 

DAMN SON. you must have nice eyes.

(no homo)

 

They're beautiful

 

does pixie dust twinkle in the air whenever he blinks?

(no homo)

 

Not on Tuesdays, that's when his pixie dust restocks. When Nero smiles, you get a genuine boner.

 

An x girl i had a while back had a knife fetish and got off while i was goin at it doggy style with a knife to her throat. beaten

 

^ thats just weird.
vampire shit is dope...but razorblade sex...eh.

 

mmmhh..sounds delicious

 

My boner?

 

i'm talking about the smile, G. you almost poked me with that shit nogga!

 

That sounds like a blast till you slip and slit her throat

 

4 real hahaah. u bust and start shakin and slit there goes her life haha

 

lol not beaten...im sayin i could make her cum by just biting her neck/shoulders....u had to do it doggy to make her cum..beaten

 

tis a fact

 

i make females cum just by looking at them... then they walk rite over

 

A bitch can just look at me and get herself pregnant ...
Demigodzzzzzz .. *wub*...

When was the last time you guys had sex?...

Mine is 1 week or so ago...
I have no girlfriend at the moment and
the girl(my ex) with which I had sex like
every 2-3 days has her days and she has a new job
and no time ..
I need to find a new girlfriend...

 

Last night actually. Me and Russian girl had a sleep over at my house. 'Twas fun, tonight will be fun too.

 

CHUCK NORRIS is responsible 4 the overpopulation in china, he hosted a tae kwando tournament, did 1 round house kick, and every woman in a 1000 mile radius got pregnant. and my las time was yesterday

 

This is totally true!
Plus when your stoned
you can fuck for hours!