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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mr Tasty, Jan 8, 2008.

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  1. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    2 months ago the day i left for africa :(
     
  2. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    hey
    i was watching this tv add last night bout female circemcision
    how the fuck dose that work then?
     
  3. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    they grab the lips and snip em off..n jam a vork in the hole
     
  4. unreal180

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  5. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    i dunno i think they rap it in cloth stamp on it n show muffeltoff
     
  6. KASE2

    KASE2 Elite Member

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    already sed it, ur gay, go home
     
  7. Scheme*119

    Scheme*119 Elite Member

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    guess ya beat me to it, im out of the loop, well played, you are a scholar and gentleman, i wish well upon you and any future endeavors you may take up, good day I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
     
  8. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    haha nice :p .. so who wants to go 40 days 40 nights lulz
     
  9. G-Fat

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    so who likes vaginas?

    *hand up*
     
  10. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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  11. weak0ner

    weak0ner Moderator

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    penises go in vaginas and babies come out.
     
  12. unreal180

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    unless the dudes firing blanks
     
  13. KASE2

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  14. Nem

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    so whats the best music to make love to my old lady to?

    i personally recommend "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" by Lovage. its awesome.

    Or anything by Bohren And Der Club Of Gore. just sick sensual saxophone soloing.
     
  15. KASE2

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    or nething from BARRY WHITE or "THE DING DONG SONG" by Gunther
     
  16. unreal180

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    that funky jazz u get on porno
    and that nightscreen bbc music at 4 in the morning in england
     
  17. Hobbes

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    Anyone got any good methods to use on testing a chicks slut-ocity?

    The last girl I really liked was pretty big into sex...lil bit of a whore...I'm, really glad that I was too pathetic to get with her, just the shit I know about and the way she would get excited to talk about sex (and shit I heard)...well, I'm just glad.

    But I'd like to avoid falling for sluts in the future entirely by testing them before hand.

    I was thinking http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies_eyes.php that seems pretty legit but I'd have to know what questions to ask, without being up front and saying "how many guys have you fucked?!" because I'd be testing her as soon as I met her to avoid wasting any time on a complete whore, and asking that when you first meet someone doesn't seem like a good idea.

    Where do whores hang out? What about virgins? I wonder if any virgins are kinda 'bad girls' 'cause it'd be really hard for me to date a chick with 'strong moral value' but the wrong kind, like 'ooh stealing is bad graffiti is bad drugs are bad!' I have values, its just I realize that everything can be justified so you might as well do whatever just do it good. Shit, cops steal from people they beat up, I steal from stores I feel have ripped me off in the past.

    But yeah, what do you guys do to try and find out how loose a girl it?
     
  18. KASE2

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    jus keep fukin wit here lyk, lets jus get naked and wrestle, and keep playin lyk ur serious 4 a min 2 c wat she sez, then jus say J KID J KID!!! do that multiple times, or ask ARE U A SLUT?
     
  19. JackJill

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    Define slut? For me a slut is someone who will sleep with anyone not necessarily for money, has low self esteem that she will cover up with 40 pounds of makeup and innapropriate attire, she may or may not also be socially inept in the sense that she is indiscreet while conversing. Also, monogamy isn't part of her dictionary. If you can't tell whether or not she's a slut by then, I suggest you get a medical note from your doctor declaring you "legally blind".

    Just because you're really into sex does not make you a whore. If according to you it does, I can guarrantee you that 99% of the male population would then be considered slut-bags.
    Who doesn't get really excited talking about sex? I love talking about every aspect of it.

    That's just stupid. You seem to only want sex but you don't want someone who loves sex?

    You really need to drill some holes into that thick skull of yours. Women are not just fucking machines. They are human beings. Regardless of how many men they've been with, it doesn't make them a bad person.

    You're not only stupid (among other things) you're also naive. "Whores" do the same things any one of us might do, or hang out at the same place any one of us may hang out.

    False: A whore by your standards would never be able to justify that she is in fact not a whore.

    Kid, you don't know what you want. So relax and experience all the girls while you still can because I don't see any woman worth having, ever wanting someone like you.
     
  20. SBOMBS

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    i so fuckin love u jane...i jus laughed my ass off...who the fuck is this dumb kid...he must be like 13 or somethin...hahahah i dont even know if its worth me gettin onhis case.....hahahahwtf....ur such a dumb lil kidd