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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by vegimite on toast, May 27, 2007.
yeah, i'm an asshole. once this place fired me just because i came in on the wrong day. so what i did was i pissed and shit EVERYWHERE in the bathroom. fuck the bullshit man. i was a little younger though.
i fuckin hate restaurant jobs.
getting a good lay after a 6 month no nookie period.
taking a good dump after eating a shitload of pizza.
chillin at the bar with yur gf (whos the bartender) and yur friends all day long.
morning blowjobs (yall know its the best way to wake up)
putting a damp shirt in the freezer over night, and then waking up on a hot ass day and putting it on. gold.
Itching your balls after trimming down the hairs?
except you have herpes
andre 3000's flow.
"oh we areeeee the coolest mothafuckas on the planettt....."
flipping to the cold side of the pillow
shaking up a fresh can of paint
scratching your balls and smelling your hand (dont act like you dont know! )
wakin up in the morning relizing your parents are at work and then you remember u got a big bag of weed!
getting blazed as fuck and having noone bother you
getting hooked up when you buy weed
when your in the drawing mood and everything you draw is tight as hell
Watching drips run from a freshly caught tag with a juicy marker.
eating a shit ton of food when you wake up then going right back to sleep. ah hell yeah im with it.
having a freezing cold beer after being stuck in a hot ass plant and bustin' your ass for 8-10 hours.
or coming home from work and your kids yell "DAD'S HOME!!!!!!" and they tackle hug ya.. good stuff
i love the cool side of the pillow
alsoo bags that are at least a gram over
driving down the road and hitting every green light...
not being a fat ass piece of shit anymore n cold pillows are the shit
When I finish shading a piece and it kind of jumps out when I look at the whole thing.
chillin with your friends drinkin and smokin on the beach all night, then right before the sun rises everything is tinted blue, then watching the sun rise.
doesnt get much better than that.
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