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The Herbal Remedy Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Car2nist, Dec 29, 2004.

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  1. Jason Voorhies

    Jason Voorhies Senior Member

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    buttons had my insides clenching but shit i'd do it again
     
  2. Nem

    Nem Elite Member

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    what about for a job interview?
     
  3. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Elite Member

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  4. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    tasty stuff right there.

    as for the drug tests, i went through drug court for a year, smoked since day one. i just snuck in someone else's pee. i would always hook this kid up with hot material for cheap if he would peepee in a medicine bottle for me once a week, every week.

    i need a fuckin' stoge.
     
  5. C-money fresh!

    C-money fresh! Elite Member

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    some jobs will have over the counter kits from a store other more "official" jobs might require you to go to a lab where people get there blood work done and what not and you go in a room pee in the cup and they mail it it away.

    your best bet for a "job drug test" is to get some one elses clean pee. the hardest part about passing the test is getting the pee. the only places they actualy go in the bathroom with you are rehab type deals, when your parents ask them to.

    i have allso seen tests with temperature strips that change color when your pee is the correct body temp. so dont bring cold piss
     
  6. Nem

    Nem Elite Member

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    okay well how would i keep that shit warm?
     
  7. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    thermos? lolz

    just keep soemwhere hwere ur body generates alot of heat

    i.e ; genitals
     
  8. SAID

    SAID Moderator

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    indeed,
    the warmest part of your body.
    they need heat to produce sperm.
     
  9. Nem

    Nem Elite Member

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    okay. well. the only friend i have that would have clean pee is a female friend of mine....

    thats gonna be an interesting conversation i guess. haha.
     
  10. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    someone didnt pay attention in sex ed...
    sperm need a cooler climate to produce
    our body heat would over heat and kill them
    thus thats why our balls hang out and are not inside our body
     
  11. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    there are drug tests that trip every time you try to cover your mpiss or use someone elses. i no cause im taking one. which sucks. but if your worried about passing cause u smoked more than 2 weeks ago, dont worry. THC clears out of your fat cells after 2 weeks, thus none in your piss. trust me, 16 days before i took mine i smoked. and i passed.
     
  12. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    the results can determine if it's a female's or a male's piss. but just wear some slider shorts or tight boxer brief shits and put a medicine bottle of the same sex's urine under your god blessed sac. you'll be all set.

    once i thought (for probation, before i got the whizzinator) that you can just sit in a closet with no ac and sweat that shit out like hell. or work out in a hot ass humid ass garage. it would probably work. but i wouldn't try it unless someone had a pistol to my head and told me. fo treal.
     
  13. La Coka Nostra

    La Coka Nostra Elite Member

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    Celph titled's a god with many followers thats sick enough to choke a pitbull with his own dog collar



    sorry...saw that in your sig and had to finish the line...
     
  14. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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    fuckin fuck
    im drunk dudes
    get stoned
    its better than fuckin alchehol
     
  15. Welsh_Graffer

    Welsh_Graffer Senior Member

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    good job i'm picking up a q. shortly then :)
     
  16. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    this bitch wants a hundred bucks worth of cid. i'm finna rob that hoe...
     
  17. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    a hundred bucks worth of acid...
    that an overdose and a half
    rob that kid. most likely hes lookin to sell but doesnt no anything about it.
    teach em a leason
     
  18. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    or i could just get my homeboy to dillute the shit like hell and have her keep coming back...

    it's just some bitch and her friends wanting to try it for the first time. fuckin' pathetic. if you want to try it for the first time, don't go asking around who has it and shit. she sent me a myspace message that said word for word "do you know where i can get lsd?" i'm like, are you fuckin' jokin' a *****?
     
  19. La Coka Nostra

    La Coka Nostra Elite Member

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    people are scumbags.
    why don't you just sell her the acid?

    if it was you, wanting to trip for the first time, and you spent 100 bucks on some bullshit acid, you would be pissed.

    i swear, nobody is fucking legit nowadays.
     
  20. silentchaos14

    silentchaos14 Elite Member

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    its not about being a reliable source anymore, its all about making money the fastest and easiest way possible.