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The "yo momma" thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tiny tim, Sep 3, 2008.

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  1. RetroLikeWhoa13

    RetroLikeWhoa13 Elite Member

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    Your mother is so beautiful that the editors of Vogue magazine asked her to be on the cover of their October magazine. Your mother is so modest that she turned down their offer. Your mother has such a good sense of humor when I tell jokes like these about her she laughs hysterically.
     
  2. A//resistance

    A//resistance Senior Member

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    [Broken External Image]:http://www.jonco48.com/blog/moose_20knuckle.jpg

    ya mama so cross eyed; when she cries, tears roll down her back.

    yo mama's nose is so big that jews beat her down because she was hoarding the free air.

    yo mama's so ghetto that imas couldn't even come up with something offensive to sayh.

    yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

    ya mama's so ugly, i stuck a magic eye poster on the back of her head
     
  3. Evasion Of Invasion

    Evasion Of Invasion Senior Member

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    Yo mommas so fat when she went swimmin spain claimed her for the new world
    Yo mommas so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
    Yo mommas so old she piss out cob-webs and farts out dust
    Yo mommas so fat I make fun of her
     
  4. Batman_Onest

    Batman_Onest Banned

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    and hes fat ugly cunt who dresses like a fag
     
  5. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    man... i wonder wot invaisions mama looks like
     
  6. AMansNotACamel

    AMansNotACamel Senior Member

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    yo momma is on the top of my things to do list.
     
  7. La Coka Nostra

    La Coka Nostra Elite Member

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    yours is at the bottom of mine...


    BLADAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWW.
     
  8. DRONE_905

    DRONE_905 Senior Member

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    yo momma is so fat she gave me a blowjob to fuck my playstation
     
  9. RetroLikeWhoa13

    RetroLikeWhoa13 Elite Member

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  10. JackJill

    JackJill Elite Member

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    Yo momma so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck
     
  11. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and out popped 4 quarters


    1000 DOLLARS CASH MONEY?!?!?!?!?!
     
  12. JETPACK!!

    JETPACK!! Banned

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    yo momma is so ugly that you were lucky as fuck to even be a mistake
     
  13. rebostorm19

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    dude...weak dotdotdot
     
  14. rebostorm19

    rebostorm19 Member

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    yo mama's so easy, she's eazzzayyy like sunday mooornayyayaying. she's eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasayyyyyyy, easy like sunday moooooooooooooooooooornannnnnnnnnnnnnng. quote that black dude (lionel richie??)
     
  15. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    rebostorms mums so gay that she let him come along and ruien this thread
     
  16. Home_Is_Nowhere....

    Home_Is_Nowhere.... New Member

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    your mummas so fat she was the inspiration for the limp bizkit song *keep rollen*
     
  17. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    your mothers so fat that ur dad broke a rib fucking her,
    then he got altitude sickness climbing on top
     
  18. Scheme*119

    Scheme*119 Elite Member

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    yo mommas so black that i hope she didnt face any racial prejudice growing up,
    yo mommas so fat that i hope that one day she becomes comfortable with her size and realize that looks arnt everything when you have a heart of gold, which she does
     
  19. beltonuk

    beltonuk Banned

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    yo mamma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews
    yo mamma so old she took her drivin license on a dinosaur
    yo mamma so old when i told her to act her age she died
    yo mamma so fat you need to take 3 trains and 2 bus's just to get on her good side
     
  20. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    ya mothers so ld her clit is haunted