heres a couple good one's I use all the time. Food stamp fraud!-You can't buy beer with foodstamps right? Well the solution is to go into a grocery store and buy either one of the $30 bottles of olive oil or the really expensive creatine/protein powder. Leave the store and return five minutes later, they'll usually put the money onto a gift card. Voila, instant beer money! Spacebag's for free!-Go get yourself a big ol' spacebag (boxed wine for the retards on here). When you're done getting drunk as shit and its gone simply fill it back up with water and put a few drops of red food coloring in it. Then carefully glue the box shut again. Go back to the store and tell them it was for your dad and you bought the wrong kind. New spacebag! Works every time.