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tryin to make a dolla outa 15 cents - Scams & Hustlin

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RuSo, Jun 4, 2007.

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  1. Spark391

    Spark391 Senior Member

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    This one is one of the best hustles of all time.

    Hustle some grillz n get some new shiny rimz fo the car n get a pimp cup. That be sum reaal BAAALISSH shitt.. YYAAAAAAYAAAAAH. Now learn to talk in a very retarded way (note: watch timmy from southpark and watch lil jon, now mix them together) Now try yelling CAAASHMONEEY in a fucked up way about 10 times cuz thatz the most ballish shit you can yell. Now get a mic and press record button ( i mean let you hoe press it up here in this mofukaah) Now rap some sensless stuff in the language you have just learned. If everything goes fine you should be the idol of every 12 year old whiteboy and never work a day in your life. SKEET SKEEEEEEET mothaafakaa, you are the king of the crunk now!!

    everyday im hustlin everyday im hustlin everydaay im hustlling.
     
  2. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    ur a fucking clown
     
  3. CUBANO

    CUBANO Senior Member

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    Jesus had so much shit...dam....*braggin rights*
    Those things in the bags that looked like snails i dun even know what that shit was....shrooms maybe....some crazy shit dawg...
     
  4. AMansNotACamel

    AMansNotACamel Senior Member

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    steal 1 bottle of cordial/kool aide/whatever as long as it has a big mouth piece, drink that shit, go to hungry jacks (burger king) walk to the free refills and fill the cunt up.

    go to drive thru at a busy time, go to the window and say 'oi cunt i just need a cup of water' that cunt should respond with 'just ask at the next window.
    wait in the traffic jam in drive thru until you get to the next window.
    say fuck all.
    the cunt at the window will give you the cunt behind you in drive thrus order.

    go to a store, buy something, take that shit out of it's bag, get your reciet go back into store put another one of the thing you bought in the bag go to counter and return it for a refund. that is, if you're a girl and didn't want to steal

    go to the pub, get all your mates (if you have some) madly drunk, go chill in the alleyway behind the pub for a ciggie and challenge drunk mates to coin throwing (who can throw and get closest to the wall) win mad pennies cos you're sober as a judge.

    go to wishing fountains in the city (wear gumboots) steal $2 coins and shit that dumb cunts throw in there.

    i think...... people who pay for spray paint and shit, are, dumb cunts.
     
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  5. RUDE_Bwoy

    RUDE_Bwoy Elite Member

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    i use to steal candy and other shit and sell it to kids and get a full profit
     
  6. amberTrichome

    amberTrichome Member

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    In JH I hacked n sold porn site passwords...
     
  7. KASE2

    KASE2 Elite Member

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    my boy used 2 jus keep every1s cupse from every fast food place, and when we go he'd grab one of those, he had lyk 20 cups in his glove compartment. and my favorite thing is jus ask hella people 4 a quarter or a dollar, it adds up
     
  8. atlok7

    atlok7 Elite Member

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    a few years back me and my homie would go on this site called habbo hotel. not even sure if its around ne more. but we would trick little n00blets into giving us their password and then we would steal all their "furniture" (that actually costed real human dollars to get) and we would put it in our rooms and bask in tha glory. i had like 2 full rooms full of "stolen" furniture. it waz tha good ol dayz.

    haha this is the game. super gay... yes. but also super fun 3 years ago.. yes
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  9. Fube

    Fube Elite Member

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    well, my family used to get free expencive fake christmas trees every year. they would go to a shop and find one that was expencive and looked like the one they had. buy it, take it home and stick the old funky one back in the box and return it for there money back.

    vola! all free. btw pay cash and use a differnt name because if u use credit card they will track u.

    me and a buddy would get all the fucked up trees people toss out the day after xmas and trade them like above for new trees and sell them for about 70 bucks to people lookin for a deal. made a decent ammount of shit.

    when i lived in san diego we used to go into mexico and buy mexican marlboros for cheap sit outside a gas station and sell them for like a 50 cents cheaper then the store u make about 30 dollars a box.

    go oldschool to wal-mart and buy gorceries and leave all the six packs of coke and shit on the bottom, pay for all your shit but push the cart up so the lady couldnt see the stuff and just leave, a lot of people dont care about that shit. and if they see it just be like o i forgot and pay for it anyway. its about a 50 50 hustle cus half the time they catch it.

    theres a pawn shop around me that sells vinyl for a dollar a record. djs dump there old shit that dont play anymore or people that dont realize with they had and sell it there. i sift threw there about 3 times a week and find some decent stuff, then ill go to a record shop they give me bout 5 to 10 bucks a record.

    people toss out there old micro waves. i get em and go buy an expencive one that looks like it, take the new one out and return the old one for my money back and go pawn the new one. this hustle works for just about anything that looks the same. i guess im just a trash hound. most places dont give a fuck about what u return as long as its in the fuckin box. idiots i tell u.
     
  10. LAN3RTWO

    LAN3RTWO Senior Member

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    cunt.
    find a diffrent word dude.
     
  11. CUBANO

    CUBANO Senior Member

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    Thats hardcore shit....lmao....
     
  12. explosivo_420

    explosivo_420 Elite Member

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    http://www.nbc6.net/news/17035637/detail.html

    its actually local. while they were arresting the guy for the light pole someone walked up with a manhole cover.
     
  13. La Coka Nostra

    La Coka Nostra Elite Member

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    *facepalm*

    its fucking 2008, and people are still offended by this word?
    give me a fucking break.
    CUNT.
     
  14. twotimesfive

    twotimesfive Senior Member

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    watch over ATM's until you get get someones pin, then go/have a buddy go and pickpocket em, get their wallet and use their bankcard to withdrawl everything you can.
     
  15. AMansNotACamel

    AMansNotACamel Senior Member

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    or just stand behind some cunt at the atm and when they turn around with their money just take it.
     
  16. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    me an my homeboy booboo like snatich pik-a-nick baskets
     
  17. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    you act like it's easy. they're cracking down on shit these days. every atm has a camera, they'll cancel the account, go back and check who tried to take out money, snap a photo of his face, and have the victim look at faces all day to try and catch that guy. it's not as easy as it looks on "the real hustle".
     
  18. twotimesfive

    twotimesfive Senior Member

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    ^ I never said it's easy. You make a withdrawl within the day you get the card then ditch it, and cover your face when you make the withdrawl (So an atm with no one around is best) as all atm's DO have cameras. You have to make the withdrawl asap though. They've got no face and it's too late to cancel the account.

    The hardest part is obtaining the PIN though.
     
  19. iVIBE

    iVIBE Senior Member

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    rofl who the fuck wants to buy a manhole cover ? that shit made my day
     
  20. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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