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What do you think about puns?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vagrant, Jan 6, 2010.

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  1. PSYS

    PSYS Senior Member

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    The bike failed to stand up on its own.
    I guess it was 2 tired.
     
  2. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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    yea..his albums were tight..

    ROTL..dam PSYS at first i was like wut??LOL..
     
  3. OOPS!

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    My favorite rapper's Asian. he devours cats...
     
  4. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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    *cricket..cricket*
     
  5. OOPS!

    OOPS! Senior Member

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  6. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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  7. FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle

    FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle Elite Member

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    i have this wicked deal with my butcher.
    i dont have to go to his shop. he meats me.
     
  8. PSYS

    PSYS Senior Member

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    Hey, you guys...

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell...?

    ** thanks... no really... quit it... you're too kind **
     
  9. umop 3pisdn

    umop 3pisdn Senior Member

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    What'd the scarecrow win an emmy for?

    Out standing in his field.

    had a friend tell me this one. "What gear were you in when the accident occurred?" "I was in my fresh ass nikes, and a fitted hat."
     
  10. PSYS

    PSYS Senior Member

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    rotflmao!!!!

    that is awesome. :D
     
  11. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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    i get it..HaHa..
    sorry no puns from me..
     
  12. PSYS

    PSYS Senior Member

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    They call a chicken crossing a road - poultry in motion.
     
  13. umop 3pisdn

    umop 3pisdn Senior Member

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    Plateau's are the highest form of flattery.
     
  14. big person

    big person Senior Member

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    beyonce sings "to the left, to the left" because what her man did just wasn't right.
     
  15. PSYS

    PSYS Senior Member

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    I remember my grandpa used to tell me this one when I was a kid...

    There's a lot of money in this world that's tainted.
    It taint yours. And it taint mine. :D
     
  16. FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle

    FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle Elite Member

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    i got a job in a cheese factory. i was making mad cheddar.
     
  17. SideSlide

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    Why does lightning shock people?
    Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.
     
  18. CrustOner

    CrustOner Elite Member

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    Here's a tl;dr one for you guys.
    Mr. String walks into a bar to get a drink. The bartender tells Mr. String, "Get out, we don't serve strings here!" So Mr. String goes outside looking all sad, then accidentally bumps into Mr. Comb. Mr. Comb asks, "Mr. String, why do you look so sad?" Mr. String replies, "I wanted a drink, but the bartender said he doesn't serve strings!" So Mr. Comb combs out Mr. Strings head, and ties him up, and tells Mr. String to go back and ask for a drink. The bartender, angry, says, "I thought I told you, we don't serve strings!" And Mr. String replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"

    And of course, A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

    A Jew walks into a bar. It hurt.

    A baby seal walks into a club.
     
  19. inpho_211

    inpho_211 Senior Member

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    Two guys sitting at a bar, chatting about dogs, and trying to out-do each other:
    1st guy : ''I taught my dog to read.''
    2nd guy : ''I know. My dog told me that yesterday.
     
  20. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    those aren't puns.

    but the baby seal was a funny twist on the classic