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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vagrant, Jan 6, 2010.
The bike failed to stand up on its own.
I guess it was 2 tired.
yea..his albums were tight..
ROTL..dam PSYS at first i was like wut??LOL..
My favorite rapper's Asian. he devours cats...
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i have this wicked deal with my butcher.
i dont have to go to his shop. he meats me.
Hey, you guys...
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell...?
** thanks... no really... quit it... you're too kind **
What'd the scarecrow win an emmy for?
Out standing in his field.
had a friend tell me this one. "What gear were you in when the accident occurred?" "I was in my fresh ass nikes, and a fitted hat."
that is awesome.
i get it..HaHa..
sorry no puns from me..
They call a chicken crossing a road - poultry in motion.
Plateau's are the highest form of flattery.
beyonce sings "to the left, to the left" because what her man did just wasn't right.
I remember my grandpa used to tell me this one when I was a kid...
There's a lot of money in this world that's tainted.
It taint yours. And it taint mine.
i got a job in a cheese factory. i was making mad cheddar.
Why does lightning shock people?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Here's a tl;dr one for you guys.
Mr. String walks into a bar to get a drink. The bartender tells Mr. String, "Get out, we don't serve strings here!" So Mr. String goes outside looking all sad, then accidentally bumps into Mr. Comb. Mr. Comb asks, "Mr. String, why do you look so sad?" Mr. String replies, "I wanted a drink, but the bartender said he doesn't serve strings!" So Mr. Comb combs out Mr. Strings head, and ties him up, and tells Mr. String to go back and ask for a drink. The bartender, angry, says, "I thought I told you, we don't serve strings!" And Mr. String replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"
And of course, A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A Jew walks into a bar. It hurt.
A baby seal walks into a club.
Two guys sitting at a bar, chatting about dogs, and trying to out-do each other:
1st guy : ''I taught my dog to read.''
2nd guy : ''I know. My dog told me that yesterday.
those aren't puns.
but the baby seal was a funny twist on the classic
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