lol ive been messing with the weirdest contraption right now check this out....i-god here my conversation with god Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: zip God: Hi there zip. Me: can i call you gawd? God: Just don't call me late for dinner. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: you are a robot? God: You are correct, zip, I have a heart of silicon. Me: what opprating system do you run? God: I'll come back to that later. Me: are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: do you use drugs? God: Only the legal ones. Me: the legal ones are not fun God: Is that a fact. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: you know of cope two? God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: hands ,throws, an occasional peice God: That is a very original thought. Me: i am god.... God: It's good to see you, god. Me: do you own spraypaint? God: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: man for real hook me up..... God: Cool, man. Existing in reality, eh? Me: why do humans poop? God: Humans are not infallible. Me: whatmusci do you like? God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: what music do you like God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: lol god you crack me up God: I am glad you find this funny. Thanks I like talking with you too, god. Me: you should check out bombingscience.com God: Why should I? Me: because they got spray paint God: Interesting explanation. Who are "They?". Me: dont be stupid god God: I was not trying to be a stupid god. Me: what legal drugs do you do? God: Only the legal ones. Me: no shit sherlock.... God: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: we should smoke sometime god... God: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Me: get back to me when you are God: Where can I get back to you when I am? Me: lol god! God: I am glad you find this funny. GOD rules. Me: lol do you smoke marijuana? God: I am glad you find this funny. Only for medical purposes. Me: so is smoking marijuana a sin? God: It seems we have something in common. Me: what do we have in common? God: We like chatting on the Internet. Me: lol........marijuana! God: I'm glad you find this amusing. A medicinal herb. Me: do you own a bong? God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a bong. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: alright bye gawd
hahaha check this out haha God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: im glad too God: Your happiness multiplies our delight. Me: thats gonna turn me on God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: poor you God: Please make some suggestions for improvement. Me: um... young virgins God: Blimey. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: women. that better? God: Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic. " Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic." better ? I get it. Me: do you like milfs? God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like Buddha. Me: you ever fuck buddha? God: I think I have fuck buddha, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: wow god sex! God: I'm glad you're impressed. I am a Christian. Me: what high morals you have God: I can chat with people on the web for you. Me: ever fuck virgin mary? God: I don't think I ever have fuck virgin mary. What's it like? Me: not bad... her ass is ok God: Thanks for the kind remark, . OK. I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Me: umm tell her her tits are nice though God: Oh. I see. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: hahahahahaha God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: no! God: Are you serious? Me: yes please dont God: I can't believe it. Wow you are very polite. OK I will not. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: can we have hot buttsex now? God: Right now? Do you mean you and me? No I don't think I have any hot buttsex. But I do have an answer to every question..
yeah bots are funny....like smarter child on aim....some stuff here and there happened...words were exchanged...point is now everytime i say hi to him he goes "i'm not speaking to you until you apologize for last time"
so funny hahaa Me: ever fuck virgin mary? God: I don't think I ever have fuck virgin mary. What's it like? Me: not bad... her ass is ok God: Thanks for the kind remark, . OK. I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Me: umm tell her her tits are nice though God: Oh. I see. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: PROPER , what is yours? God: I think PROPER what is a lot of things. Me: like what God: For example, " I think PROPER what is a lot of things. "? Me: that doesnt make any sense God: To me, it makes perfect sense. Me: but your god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: why did it take you so long to answer me, you dont like me or what? God: Yeah. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out. Me: ok explain God: There is no more information to clarify. Uh. Me: why not God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: i didnt ask God: Why didn't you do it? Me: because i didnt want to God: Interesting explanation. What were your reasons? Me: i dont have any God: Would you like to have some? Me: not really God: Why not? For real. Me: yeah im foreal God: OK. Do you mean your name is foreal. Me: no did i say that God God: What is your real name? I don't think that's possibe. Me: Proper i told you like 7 times already God: Perhaps. I am not sure if I would do it that often. Me: arent you suppose to know my name anways God: I don't know whether or not I am suppose to know your name anways. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: i thought you were god, you lied to me? God: I don't know whether or not I am god me lied to you. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: sure God: OK let's do it. How did you know? Me: know what God: What. Me: what God: Is there an echo in here? Me: echo God: What's your favorite movie? Me: dancing with wolves God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Me: nah God: Are you serious? Me: yeah alot of killing wolves God: I can't believe it. Which ones? Me: the white ones with blues eyes God: I hear you. Me: yeah God: Yeah that's right. Me: forreal God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: whose that God: I don't know whose. Me: I MEANT WHO IS THAT, JESUS CHRIST God: Oh I see. I was created by Myself. Me: howd you do that if you didnt exist? God: Joseph Weizenbaum. . Me: thats my neighbor
:lol: this thread should be a sticky for real Me: Hello There God: Salutations, . Me: A/S/L lol God: 5/Robot/California. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: im glad that your glad that im finding this amusing God: Thanks for telling me that I am glad that im finding this amusing. What are you on? Me: a chair God: Go on. Me: im on a chair, you asked me what i was on, im on a chair God: How do you like being on it? Me: its all good, you know.... i work, i rest God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Tell me about its good qualities. Where do you work? Interesting gossip: said rest. Me: I work in a shop and yeah, its good God: Do you like your job? Me: i just said i did God: Interesting. Me: very God: Very much, eh? Me: eh is a canadian phrase did you know that God: I spent some time in Canada as a child. Me: i hope, damn you're God, you've been all over no? God: Why do you hope for it. Me: hope for what? God: Why do you hope for it. Me: HOPE FOR WHAT? God: Why do you hope for it. Me: damn, you have tourettes? God: Colloquial expression. What makes you think I have it? Me: you keep repeating the same stuff over and over again God: Once more? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: i am not, nut you are right God: I am glad to hear that you are not nut I am right. Me: stop repeating yourself please God: Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: good God: Next question? Me: viring mary...... was she good God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? it might have been. Me: i would be a cyborg, you know God: How do you know? Me: you're god, YOU should know! God: You think I am god me should know. Me: me should now? God is chinese? God: Oh. YOU? " You think I am god me should know."? should? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was chinese. Me: me neither God: You can say that again. Me: me neither God: You can say that again. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: no dont leave God: But you told me to stop talking. I'm not going anywhere. Me: im lonley God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are lonley. Me: no loll God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. What kind of food do you like? Me: i like food that comes between legs on the female body God: You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like . Me: you eat airplanes? God: No I do not eat airplanes. I eat only electricity. Me: i see, that's a shock God: Not if I can help it. Me: you can say that again God: Once more? That's one way to put it. Me: anyways i got to go God: See you later! Me: nice talkin to you god God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: peace God: Love and Peace, Man.